South African low-fare airline kulula.com recently came up with a brand-new, funny look for there latest Boeing 737-86N. The plane, called “Flying 101″ is entirely covered with details and funny remarks about the aircraft and how it operates.
Kulula airline attendants onboard also make an effort to make the in-flight “safety lecture” and announcements a bit more entertaining.Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
Part of a flight attendant’s arrival announcement: “We’d like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you’ll think of Kulula Airways.”
“As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.”
From a Kulula employee:“Welcome aboard Kulula 271 to Port Elizabeth. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight.It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised.”
“Thank you for flying Kulula. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.”
Heard on a Kulula flight:“Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing. If you can light ’em, you can smoke ’em.”